Peter Kay has beaten Brian Blessed and The Queen ... as the nation's dream bingo caller
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A survey of 2,000 UK adults also found Stephen Fry and Joanna Lumley were among top picks for a night of calling.
But Donald Trump, followed by Boris Johnson, are the two people players would least like to find calling the numbers when turning up at a bingo hall for an evening's entertainment.
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Hide AdThe most important characteristic for a bingo caller is a very clear and well enunciated voice, followed by good humour, the ability to cut through all the noise, and a smooth voice.


When it comes to the accent, Brits would favour the caller to be a Geordie or a Cockney.
But popular Premier League managers Pep Guardiola and Jurgen Klopp wouldn't make the cut, with the Spanish and German accents least favourable.
Despite the Geordie accent being popular, it's also the second hardest to understand, after the Scottish.
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Hide AdA spokesman for Lottoland.co.uk, which commissioned the research ahead of the launch of new bingo game ‘The Vault’, which offers the world’s largest online Bingo Jackpot of £5 million, said: “Bingo is one of Britain’s best-loved pastimes, providing millions of people with entertainment and a good laugh, as well as the chance to win a handsome prize.
“But it takes the right kind of person, with a buoyant voice and personality, to make bingo everything that it should be - and we think the public has got it spot on with Peter Kay.”
While bingo remains popular both online and in halls, 40 per cent feel it is time for a shake-up of the terminology used, believing some terms are outdated and should be modernised.
Two fat ladies (88) is the most popular bingo call to be replaced, followed by overweight (28), old age pension (65), dirty gertie (30) and meal for two (69).
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Hide AdOverall, one in five (19 per cent) personally find at least one bingo term offensive, with this figure rising to a staggering 58 per cent among 18- to 24-year-olds.
Three-quarters (74 per cent) of the 18- to 24-year-old age group would welcome a more ‘woke’ and up-to-date version of bingo terms.
But this is compared to just 19 per cent of those aged 65 or older.
And almost half (48 per cent) of those polled, via OnePoll, consider bingo an activity for old people - and the same figure think it needs to update itself to keep young people interested.
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Hide AdThe spokesman for Lottoland added: “Whether it’s the bingo calls of old or modern day mix-ups, it’s clear that bingo is a British institution and that people of all ages have a stake in the game!
“It’s very interesting to see that nearly half of people want to see bingo updated for the younger generation, as that’s something we’re very keen to make happen with Bingo BIG, and we can’t wait to see how the UK responds.”
'The Vault’ awards £4M to whoever calls ‘Bingo’, and a further £1M to all players if someone wins - more information can be found here www.lottoland.co.uk/games/bingo.
TOP 40 DREAM BINGO CALLERS
1. Peter Kay
2. Brian Blessed
3. The Queen
4. Stephen Fry
5. Joanna Lumley
6. Morgan Freeman
7. David Attenborough
8. Alan Carr
9. Holly Willoughby
10. Idris Elba
11. Tom Hardy
12. Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson
13. Boris Johnson
14. Dawn French
15. Graham Norton
16. Nigella Lawson
17. Barack Obama
18. Liam Neeson
19. George Clooney
20. Rylan Clark-Neal
21. Beyonce
22. Harrison Ford
23. Nicki Minaj
24. Jack Whitehall
25. Tom Allen
26. Joe Lycett
27. Antonio Banderas
28. James Corden
29. Matthew McConaughey
30. Iain Stirling
31. Phillip Schofield
32. Harry Styles
33. Noel Fielding
34. Eamonn Holmes
35. Ru Paul
36. Billie Eilish
37. Britney Spears
38. Kevin Hart
39. Russell Brand
40. Gemma Collins
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