15 of Peter Kay's funniest jokes, one-liners and quips

By Group Reporter
Published 11th Mar 2019, 10:47 BST
Updated 11th Mar 2019, 11:53 BST
Peter Kay is one of the North West's finest comics.Peter Kay is one of the North West's finest comics.
Peter Kay is one of the North West's finest comics.
Laugh till you're sore with 15 of Peter Kay's best jokes.

We compiled some of the North West comedian's funniest one-liners.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.You never know where to look when eating a banana.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
Theres no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.Theres no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.
Theres no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, Sorry we dont serve food in here.'A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, Sorry we dont serve food in here.'
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, Sorry we dont serve food in here.'
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