Couple of one-liners from Gary Delaney, who has just confirmed he will perform at 53 Degrees in Preston later this year.
“I took four Es last night. That was a tough hand at Scrabble. Technically, shoplifting from the Apple store only counts as scrumping.”
Good stuff, and just what you’d expect from a man The Guardian dubbed “the undisputed master of the one-liner” and the BBC described as “the man Jimmy Carr tries to be”.
Delaney, who is going out with comedy queen Sarah Millican (playing at the Opera House on December 7), hit the big-time when his show, ‘Purist’, took Edinburgh’s Fringe Festival by storm in 2010.
He has written for several top comedy shows, co-presented of ‘Robert’s Web’ and has appeared on Mock The Week.
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